today (Wed, July 17, 2024), I discovered that 12 eggs became missed, somehow, they mysterious walked out of their egg carton, it is very likely that they have been kidnapped, someone broke into the house, then the refrigerator, which is unlocked, then the carton, and took all 12 eggs; of course, I could absent mindedly misplaced all the 12 eggs, and left an empty egg carton in a different place than where I usually put it; another explaination is that the 12 eggs hatched themselves into 12 baby chicks, they hatched a plan, breaking out of the egg carton, the refrigerator (this would account for the egg carton being mysterious moved), and then the house; of course, I assume that all this happened while I was not home or while I was sleeping; more possible explaination to followed ... ... ...
I am still considering reporting this to the local police, get a case#, and file a claim with my home insurance, but this would not justify the high deductible;
another possibility is that I ate all the 12 eggs, myself, and forget that I did it; which is highly unlikely, because I have the unfortunate habit of hoarding all my egg shell, why, I do know, I just do, and I do not have 12 eggs shell, in my hoarding collection; so that is a, no, I did not ate all those eggs; hmmm....
7/17/2024
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